Love: The reviews are in

The reviews are in

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 653

You deserved it 3 032

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 485

You deserved it 113

By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 798

You deserved it 4 709

The betrayal

By jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 310

You deserved it 114

By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 929

You deserved it 3 112

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 186

You deserved it 14 914

By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 446

You deserved it 210

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 559

You deserved it 2 947

By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 563

You deserved it 243

Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 796

You deserved it 603

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 060

You deserved it 37 929

deviable 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:46

Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

Comments

bertoelmexicano 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:28

What is twitter?

xearthmuffin 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:58

I'll bet she was talking about stomach problems or something.

biri10 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:00

Maybe she was taking a s*** :p so she said "Worst Ever"

gamerdude66 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:09

maybe she took a giant crap, or the food sucked, or something like that.

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:18

Maybe you should stop being on fb while on a date....

Soddaya 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:29

when she came back you should've said something like "I have to be completely honest with you ... you are the worst date ever. I gotta go. Goodbye." I hate people who judge before they actually get to know someone...

SoccerDrew 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:19

I'd of let her ass while she was in the restroom...

beezleboss2010 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:35

I hope you left that lying **** right there.

FMYLIFEOBSESSED 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:45

Don't Worry you can spread rumors that you smelled fish during your whole dinner, which made you wanna gag, hence the bad date.!! You can do better don't give up because of stupid hoes like this twat