The truth

By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
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cocacola999 27

I wish I had taken a look at the username and learnt that OP is either 12 or at least at the mental level of a 12-year-old, before clicking FYL.

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cocacola999 27

I wish I had taken a look at the username and learnt that OP is either 12 or at least at the mental level of a 12-year-old, before clicking FYL.

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nobridgejustwate 0

Don't worry, I clicked YDI five times. Enough for both of us.

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xx3ginaxx3 0

I don't think the OP is 12. The end of her username has 95, which could mean that she was born in 1995, which would mean that the OP is 14-15. Also, 12-year olds really should not be hooking up with guys.

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emmmilyyy 0

neither should 14-15 year olds

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PsychoMerk 0

rofl xD anybody else burst out laughing at picturing OP sitting at the edge of the bed drinking, and smoking a cig like in The Watchmen?! xD

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PsychoMerk 0

Comics n graphic novels= love :) I'm an avid attendee of ComicCon International right here in good ol San Diego :D

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nobridgejustwate 0

At least you didn't tell them about your buttsecks fetish and the huge rubber **** you keep in your bedside table.

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saranottelling 7

#15, that is just too specific to be innocent.

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Cynical_AbInitio 0

15 made me bust out laughing

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Taylorfacepwns 0

....and youre 14? thaaats normal.

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Taylorfacepwns 0

shes not gay, shes going over her boyfriends house to 'hook up'. and most moms would flip a shit if they found out their 14 year old is hooking up with guys on a daily basis.

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KurouTenshi 0

didn't this already happen? O_o' hmm...well a lot of FMLs are redundant anyway... *shrugs*

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primadonna9396 16

I didn't even finish reading it before seeing your username and YDI. Why? For being a spoiled brat who thinks those are real problems. And reading Twilight.

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MellowYelloe 0

Watching Twilight*

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KurouTenshi 0

they couldve read it to...it IS a book series. and DID kinda come before the movies...just saying.

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Monikabug 9

@94 some people do read more than just FML posts and comments. Just thought I would let you know.

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strength413 8

yeah, for instance, all those fun and fancy twilight forums and blogs, in case reading about how much that one girl loved the gay vampire wasn't enough, you can read how real life people love the gay vampire! sounds like a big ol' barrel of fun... oh and this is referring to people who actually read the twilight series and thought it was good, cause there is no way they've read any other actual books.

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Emmmmm55 0

wow tht stinks!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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saywaturcoco 0

eewww u have Justin bieber for ur pic!

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Cynical_AbInitio 0

Emmmmmmm55 YDI for your profile pic. Whatever life throws at you. YDI

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Taylorfacepwns 0

^i second that.

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