Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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lulinator 40

I'm the opposite. I stole the batteries out of my vibrator to put in my daughter's LeapPad. Mom of the year.

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Chilupa 28

Me too! My son's drill needed them more.

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Nathan_h24 17

So Canadians really are that nice

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lulinator 40

We totally are. Sacrificing our own pleasure so our kids don't scream at us.

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Steve95401 49

BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) thanks you.

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missyfiona89 28

You're a poor, horny and cheap bitch.

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missyfiona89 28

YDI for not being able to get laid and having to resort to low moves like that.

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PhilSnake22 13

They deserve it for not being able to get laid? This bitch serious?

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weveallbeenthere 30

she didn't say she couldn't get laid. maybe she has a very strong sex drive and her partner doesn't or can't go 3 rounds.

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rocker_chick23 27

You know married women, lesbian couples, and women who have boyfriends, usually have vibrators, right? They aren't just for single women.

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guinea_pigs 9

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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JBrownie123 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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rocker_chick23 27

I am sure OP waited until she got home to use it.

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SAspring 17

Most likely be in the news if she were to do that..

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Ihavegas 22

do rechargeable vibrators exist?

18 1
DavidKnows 11

#33.....Yes. They are called men. They're less expensive than batteries, you can pick one up anywhere, and discard once they're used a few times.

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alyssabreanne90 16

Yes, and they are more expensive than the other vibrators.

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allplayedout 20

And if you're looking for a long term, more effective solution, you could try one that plugs directly into the wall like the Magic Wand...or just buy some rechargeable batteries.

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