By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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WonkeyDonkey 10

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

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SkoomaKi 27

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Like you weren't a teenager once. And maybe still are by the intelligence you just showed.

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sulitak 27

I was a teenager once too. I never even CONSIDERED trespassing on someone else's property to hop in their ******* pool. 1. You don't know how the hell they keep up their chemicals. 2. Homeowners often times have guns. Why the **** would I risk that.

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Metallica36176 16

#42 Exactly. I was taught respect and that everyone around here knows the law to use of real guns. Everyone on here's a stuck up pussy or obviously has never dealed with a gang. Always be prepared, that way when the idiot that thinks yelling at the kids gets into shit you can get them out of it as well. Those fucktards deserved it...I just would have hoped that one would be caught to take responsibilities and pay for damages.

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Samster2000 9

And you didn't see this coming?

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Kallian_fml 21

You pay $500 for a day of paintball? What overpriced area do you live in?

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profoundkisses 18

You didn't think about the consequences, didn't you

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Mossears133 15

I'm pretty sure OP did think of the consequences of letting those kids stay in his pool any longer. If they'd gotten hurt in there, it's all on OP's ass. Not to mention they could've really ****** up his pool.

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havok87 11

Ignore these *****. It's always worth laying waste to a bunch douche bag freshmen. I salute you, sir.

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Narelon 12

Worth it. You still deserved the $500 reparations, though.

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Steffi 26

Shooting yellow paint into water can turn the water yellow, who'd guess?

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