By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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WonkeyDonkey 10

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

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SkoomaKi 27

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

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ninjalovin 8

Actually I would have done it differently ... I would have sneaked around and silently laid out a perimeter of mouse traps. I would then go to the balcony and throw a paint grenade into the pool which would immediately grab their attention. Then in true Scarface style I'd pull out my paintball gun and scream " MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND !!! " while unleashing a disastrous rainbow of doom.

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dontpanic_fml 32

But you have to get the quote right while doing it

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MissVeracity 12

Well, at least I don't think they're coming back :)

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Nave42 7

I don't know. If it were me, I'd go back just because the experience seems pretty fun.

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CharresBarkrey 15

21 - They're saying what OP paid for is a ticket to their own game of paintball

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robotiick7 23

Ydi the 500dollars of reparations but they won't be coming back

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SkepticalMiss 5

Why the hell kind of rounds were you using thy you managed to 'paint their backs'? Paintball rounds sting like a bitch, no-one would leave their back exposed to that for long enough to get painted.

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Jharrist89 12

Some guns are able to fire like 3 balls a second. I'm sure that was the case. Besides, have you ever tried to run out of a pool?

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fischerxx 10

3 balls a second would be like a pump gun (very slow). Tournament guns can shoot 20 to 30 a second.

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Jharrist89 12

I still bet it was worth watching them pay for trespassing! Good job op!

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avapaige1234 19

Much better than staining your pool with blood using a revolver.

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Jemm_fml 29

You definitely deserved it, but so did they. Everyone's a winner!

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Wizzlbang 10

What's with all the YDI's? They were trespassing. Depending on the state OP is in, he could have used a real gun legally. I wonder if blood is harder to clean out of a pool than paint?

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