By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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You deserved it 59 085
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WonkeyDonkey 10

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

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SkoomaKi 27

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

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hayden95 7

That's why you use a bb gun or go out with a shotgun and fire off a few rounds in the sky

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Blacksabbath211 9

Um, have you forgotten the basic rules of gravity? "What goes up must come down" springs to mind... Firing shotgun rounds into the air leaves two usual outcomes: various grades of shot flying through the air spreading out before coming down with potentially disastrous consequences, or a few slugs going up that will come back down with just as much force as if they had been fired from the firearm in question.

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AkiChan_fml 7

You, my good sir, are epic! Though that really sucks 'bout the repairs but I still like the way you think! ^^

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sacmaster 11

FRESHMEN!!! Instead of a paddling you gave them a good painting. Thinking outside of the box to say the least:)

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nyxiny 22

Um, why not just tell them to leave, and call the cops?

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russfml 31

Weren't you once a teen having some fun? It's not like they're damaging your property. You are a total asshole and took the opportunity when it came. You could've handled it different, ydi no sympathy on my part, $500 will teach ya

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noncom 12

#86 So when you were a teen you broke the law to have fun? What's next? A story about a guy who saved a girl from getting raped. #86: WEREN'T YOU EVER A TEEN HAVING FUN! I HAVE NO SYMPATHY TOWARDS YOU, THESE TEENS WERE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN! Shooter: Sir, I am eighteen. They were trying to kidnap and rape a girl. #86: SO!? THEY WERE JUST HAVING FUN! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOT THEM! Shooter: Sir, commiting a federal felony is fun? #87: YES BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST TEENS AND THEY WERE JUST HAVING FUN TRYING TO GAG AND THROW THAT GIRL IN THE TRUNK OF THEIR CAR TO LATER RAPE AND MURDER HER AFTER SHE HAS BEEN SCARED SH*TLESS!

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goose12321 11

That's no ******* excuse dipshit. There are other ways of having fun than breaking the law.

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dunebro 15

Good job but you still deserved it for not thinking before acting.

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middlenamefrank 8

How hard is it to say, "Hey, get the he77 out of my pool!" instead? That doesn't even cost 100 paintballs' worth.

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