By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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Cenobyte 10

YDI for wanting to boil the frog. It can feel pain, you know. How would you like to be boiled? Stop being a baby and take the frog out of the tub.

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Felipeg33 0

don't kill the frog! it is a fellow creature that we share the planet with! therefore, you should share your tub with it as well :D

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that_is_Nathy 9

yeah...boil it alive...nice idea. If you're anywhere in my way sometime, I will get some hot water and spill it all over you. Don't like the idea? Well, you weren't even boild...YDI just because you would boil animals you don't like alive. Your daughter seems to have much more heart, make sure you keep that in her.

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2010smhill2010 0

hey Nathy, stop being a ****. if it was a spider you wouldnt have a problem with her stepping on it. OP BOIL THE MUTHA AND MAKE FROG SOUP!!!

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zlut 0

How hard can it be to just pic it up! it's a freaking frog! you're a human! If you don't want to pic it up with your hands, you should have the brains to find another way to get it out. And you sould also have the brains to understand that it's WRONG to kill because you're afraid. And I don't care if it's a spider, snake or fly, i would not kill it. you should respect the living. And I don't belive in god but for everyone that does, its gods creation, just like you, to kill it would be a smack in gods face.

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emmybieber 0

ur goin to hell then... believe in god. who else do u think made us? molecules? no.

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MissBunny25 0

69, you say you don't believe in God... but who are you to tell us what Is a slap in God's face and what's not?

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TeenieAmerica 9

I believe in God, but lol at 86's misunderstanding of science. That's right, atheists believe that we were created by MOLECULES!!

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AEverydayDouche 1

Go to school emmybieber and read about molecules, they exist whether you believe in God or not. Really hope that your last name is Bieber and you´r not using it because of that Justin kid, that would just be God damn creepy... oops used the lords name in vain, guess I´m joining zlut in hell. MissBunny25, the bible doesn´t burst into flames just because a non christian touches it.

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Sirin_fml 46

Let's not bring religion into the comments please. It's like that other touchy subject of politics; it's never going to end well, and some idiot will end up threatening everyone with eternal hellfire.

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Bastet1981 3

The human race makes me sick at times. You want to kill the frog because you are scared of it, so what has this frog done to you, other then share a hot tub with you? At least your daughter has a heart!!

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mintcar 9

LOL at boiling the frog. WTF?! Seriously OP? HAHA.

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StrangeCandy 0

And for the third time: Maybe if you cleaned your hot tub, you would not have this problem. But you are heartless for wanting to kill an animal that has done nothing to you, and is actually quite beneficial.

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ILoveEmoes 9

If your daughter adores this frog you could ask her to pick it up. Tell her it needs to be in its home in the nature :D Even small children seem to accept this when it is explained to them clearly.

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boatkicker 4

"He moves lightning fast" Clearly, this frog isn't going to be all that easy to just pick up and move. He's faster than the people are, and he's also much more agile in the water.

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ILoveEmoes 9

Ah, forgot about that part :b Damn. Well, that would be a good argument for her daughter to understand that they have to get someone to come and remove it then!

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