By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 14:17 - Canada - Cochrane

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Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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lancesky 7

'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'

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KiwiKitten 2

Hey he's gotta make money somehow!

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WajdiSmirat 12

What does this have to do with your life?

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madsaboutyou 6

At least he wasn't trying to eat your face? There are much worse scenarios.

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aFreedom127 9

Give him $10 for it and he'll never leave.

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leannez 21

At least he was offering something instead of just asking for money?

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ True, he is just retailing his wares, it's not like anyone is obliged to purchase them. ;P

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Dracoboxer357 35

Well, that's fairly disgusting, but to put your fml in perspective, He's the one that's resorted to having to Sell someone else's used condom, not you. Sorry Op, that's neither fyl nor ydi to me.

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gracehi 31

Who says it was someone else's condom? *BLECK!*

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Dracoboxer357 35

91- Oh, I'm sorry. That makes it infinitely better, does it? ;) I thought it unlikely if he was homeless that he'd waste money on condoms that he'd find difficult to use in the first place. If he just wanted to "rub one out", what would he need condoms for anyways? He's homeless And sexy enough to get laid often, but still can't get a place to sleep? I would think, odds are pretty good it's not his. :)

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gracehi 31

Homeless women need love too, ya know. ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

102- Lol, okay, fair enough, you got me there. ;)

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TheIchiban 11

If you were a homeless man, you would buy it, don't deny it.

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SevenMillionTons 4

They say "no glove, no love." Maybe you looked lonely to him. And one finger is better than no fingers.

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