That's what you get for dipping your stick where it doesn't belong!

You're an idiot. In fact, I'm having trouble believing this woman is as much of a stalker as you make her out to be, because if she really is then the level of sheer stupidity you would need to achieve to have sex with her one month ago is so high, you probably wouldn't even know how to have sex.

She's probably lying

No I didn't, it was just on the floor next to me.

Happy Father's Day!

A few thing bother me with people's assumptions here: 1. The FML reads 'borderline' stalking, so no she isn't quite considered a stalker by the OP. 2. People assume OP didn't wear a condom and then call him stupid.. These aren't fail safe and people can still get preggo.. that's why multiple control methods are best. 3. If she's a stage 5 clinger and clearly the OP has just ended the relationship, 'cause it was his 'final bout' the there's every chance she has made up the pregnancy to try and get him back.

Considering her "issues", she could be lying or just hysterically overreacting. If she's taken (or claims to have taken) an actual pregnancy test, then the former could still be true. I've known girls who got so worked up with paranoia about pregnancy that they threw off their menstrual cycles, which in turn got them even more worked up, and so on.

Women are just liars and ******, just punch her in the baby!

If she wants you that bad, she might be lying. I've seen it happen before. Demand a paternity test.

You're either pathetically desperate to sleep with someone you loathe so much, or a major asshole. I'm betting both. Feel sorry for the "stalker," I mean, the nerve of her, developing feelings for someone who's engaged in a sexual relationship with her.