By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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firemedic919 0

well guess what ********. guess you know what causes that don't ya.

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D11Churchkill 8

Tell her you want sex, abort, done.

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ewputthataway 0

What have we learned today, kids? That's right! Never screw your stalker :D

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docscientist 9

You ****** her, moron. No excuses about how clingy she might've been, you still decided to get into her pants. You completely deserve it.

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brina53 4

w/e, don't go trying to make her sound all psycho. If she's been after u since high school& u've slept w her recently, then u my friend r to blame

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newmandotcom 6

Forget the stalker. Forget you screwed her. Is the real FML your lack of grammar skills?

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Obeyy19 4

The crazy bitch set u up.. Surprise surprise!

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