By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 418
You deserved it 2 090
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

trqskq 14

Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.

94 1
nickownes1 3

Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.

90 4

Comments

Kiki242 19

Whoops spelling error. DUDE sounds bit inconsiderate

8 1
hisgirlherboy 5

You're missing a comma after dude. Commas always come after mild interjections, such as oh, wow, or in this case dude.

0 3
momo1972 3

We mark the bottle properly and you won't have that problem. Think ahead

1 18
eggmarie 25

I don't see why they have to mark the bottle in the first place. They're dating, why does it matter if they drink from the same bottle?

12 0
olpally 32

There would be no soda left if that was me living there... I drink way too much pop. Just tell him to take the diet one with hardly any flavor.

3 15
olpally 32

And go punch him in the stomach for waking you up.

2 7
mermaidcentaurs 9

No no. She hadn't slept in three days and had managed to finally doze off.

2 2
Rorix 6

Yeah, that's what OP meant, but the way it's worded implies that she dozed off for 3 days.

4 1
RentaName 15

That's pretty inconsiderate if he knew you hadn't got any sleep lately. Maybe he thought you were still awake?

5 8
TungstenLildog 10

Tell them they are all his and try quitting the soda (caffeine or non) if you have insomnia. hope you have better luck soon!

13 1
mykalt18 2

Today, after three days of insomnia, I was finally able doze off........ Your wording in the first half really didn't make any sense.

9 11
mykalt18 2

I love how this was thumbed down even though the FML team changed the mess up to what I put. Guys, FYI I posted this and then the team changed it, not the other way around! Lol.

4 3
Mearemoi 14

That attempt at sarcasm wasn't even funny.

9 1
sweetly1120 6

That's so selfish. I would be so pissed i would break up with him right then.

4 14
day624 14

What are you 5? She may be pissed for the rest of the day, but you don't break up with someone over that!

7 0