Animals: Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked...

By tagteam - 05/07/2012 16:30 - United States - Worcester

Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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KBeatz 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:03

Find some old pictures of your dog and prepare your lawyer!

lcemaster 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:03

Dear lord. I am so sorry OP.

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jjbennett 2

Friday 6 July 2012 4:01

If you ask them what happened, they'd probably say he's lonely

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 4:11

Dogs only have four toes on each paw. You probably smoked so much dope in Europe, you believe dog paws are furry human hands.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 6 July 2012 4:33

Those innocent animals = [

smexylexi143 3

Friday 6 July 2012 5:29

Oh hells nah... If that happened to me I'd get a lawyer and go all shanaynay on their asses

ishida1235 0

Friday 6 July 2012 5:37

What an ugly picture

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 6 July 2012 5:51

Aww poor puppy! :(

becka344 0

Friday 6 July 2012 5:53

POOR BABY!! D:>

rcgirl2 11

Friday 6 July 2012 6:01

Im sorry OP. Im glad that your dog's ok! And you should report or sue those people.

sillygurl6418 6

Friday 6 July 2012 6:16

Did no one else notice "acrossing" should be across? :p sorry OP about the dog

dead_insects 18

Friday 6 July 2012 6:32

Didn't even notice that and usually I see that stuff instantly! I think I was too mortified by the missing puppy toes!!

FlameFist 7

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:59

I found this hilarious. "I MUST CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR!! oh and sorry for the dog."

JDawg113 0

Friday 6 July 2012 6:57

What the actual ****? Time to get your lawyer ready!

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, I have a keyboard that randomly jams. If it happens while I'm typing, it will spam said letter for an extended period of time, and nothing I can do makes it stop. It can happen to any key, even the spacebar. It also happens often enough that it goes from mildly convenient to really fucking annoying. FML

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Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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Today, I opened a lesson with the phrase, "As we all know, the world is over 4 billion years old." One of my students immediately snorted and said, in all seriousness, that I was wrong, and that the Earth is only 6000 years old. A few of his classmates agreed. I teach geology at university. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

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