Intimacy: Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk....

By levi69 - 18/05/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Caught wet-handed

By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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amrik 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:13

you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:14

This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.

Comments

coolwhiplova 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:02

Dude man that really sucks now don't it!!!!! :) but then again that's life

morganlg123 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:13

i hope you kicked his butt, dumped him and told your best friend to go f-herself.

vegan_muffin 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:49

She probably was looking for her contact. His penis probably poked her in the eye and made it fall out. Makes total sense to me.

teague95 16

Thursday 19 May 2011 8:06

after i read the first line i thought the whole fml was a rap, but it wasn't and you disappointed me ):

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:21

I kinda got excited too :(

PurpleChick96 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:28

your boyfriends a man hoe. and your "best friend" is a back stabbing *****.

o76923 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:14

Why do people even make up this kind of lie? I mean there's no chance it'll work, why not just admit "yeah, I'm sucking your boyfriend's dick."

mightymart 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:24

wow, thats the lamest and oldest excuse in the book, Come on

Zakirsd_fml 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:28

She was looking for them..... With her mouth

Turianmoose 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:41

Atleast now you know

at1325 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:35

ing on you with your best friend and too add insult to injury they both think your a ****** idiot because they thought you would believe their bullshit. fyl.