By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Tikwichka 5

Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!

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gozar_fml 1

Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.

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2pac_45 0

that is sad how do you sleep?!

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myboner_fml 0

Oh my, I feel sorry for the towel being used to dry them.

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ringmybell_fml 0

you're so fat, that when you walked past the tv, i missed three commercials.

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All4UandOnlyU 4

that's uncalled for. making jokes like this is hurtful. maybe the op just wanted to put on fml for laughs. it's when people like you start saying unesesary(sp) things like this

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Rota 0

Oh nooo, someones feelings might get hurt on the INTERNET! Oh the humanity!

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yessirfosho 0

It might of been uncalled for but it was still funny. The internet if full of assholes. If you don't want people to bash you about your weight don't talk about "lifting your buttcheeks try dry under them" on a website where any douchebag and read about it. If the OP gets upset over comments like those on a site like this it's their own fault.

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All4UandOnlyU 4

I'm not saying the joke isn't funny it is but when someone repeditly(sp) makes fat jokes over and over and over the jokes start to wear thin

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Malinkrot 3

All4UandOnlyu is so fat, Spain saw her floating in the ocean and claimed her as the New World

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efyurlifeLol 0

LMFAO #7 buhahhaa lol any way not that I'm againts fat ppl but really dude that's sad there is three things I sudgest you do 1 GO WORK OUT 2 PUT DOWN THE FORK 3 go complain to your docture then you know for sure option 1,2 are very wise choices I recommend numbers 1 and 2 thoe 

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Ajjas013 6

LIST TIME: 1. Stop eating so many God damn French fries. 2. Start taking showers. 5. Strike number one and stop eating all together. 7. Get lipo. 8. Don't listen to me. 11. Sell your ass to a hooker. 3. HOLLYWOOD!

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CallMeHush 0

Bad boy Ajjas, you're going to drive us down the road to ruin!

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Ajjas013 6

You guys are going to hell. *Dials phone* Hello? God? We got some more in hell. Mhm, yup. 80 years.

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Menick47 0

Today, you just now realized that your that fat. FYL YDI

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