By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Tikwichka 5

Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!

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gozar_fml 1

Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.

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kaitlinQ 0

instead of bloomers I would hope she can get spanx but she probaly couldn't fit into them

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maskedman 9

Spanx: getting fat chicks laid since 1990. It might even work just as good as beer.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Honestly, I don't think whales actually have this sort of problem. That should really put it in perspective. Good suggestions though, gotta look for that silver lining.

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stinkytruck 0

first of all this shouldn't come as a sudden surprise. second, did you find anything under there? say...candy wrapper, watermelon seed?

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bluesclues72 0

Last time I checked, watermelons were healthy. Unless you are implying that the OP is black, and that all black people are fat because in that case you are an idiot.

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theanonimouse 0

WHOOAAAA, the assumptions! Also, you just came off really racist, BTW. (this is @bluesclues)

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mjolene 0

hahahahahahaha , GROSS.

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