By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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tashbash 0

haha that actually sounds really cute

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Namenlos_fml 20

Men are like children... or like cats... when it comes to boobs. They're fun to play with. Hell, if men had boobs, they'd never get anything done!

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zerobahamut03 2

that they do! not as sexy though.... or are they??!!!?!!! dun dun dun

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Twigz 4

I know for a fact women play with their own boobs in ridiculous ways!

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autumn16 0

that's pretty cute.. my ex did that so it's totally normal

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MudPuddleMica 0

Yeah... I'm still not over the weirdness of that. It wouldn't be an fml, except why the **** did he choose masculine names? Nathanial. Really.

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the101dan 0

I think that's the whole point of the fml.. She might have masculine boobs O_o

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olgizzy 0

hmmmmmmmm. Your boobs new names are mr chuckles and Gordon Freeman. what now?

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anybodyudontnoe 0

lol sooo funny and wow maxie and nathanial hmmmm weirde names but thats not weird its kinda fun =for u if u have big booobs

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Brittface 6

Haha your bf rocks! Stop whining..

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Redsox68 0

you know..they are your boobs right? you could've just taken them away if you didn't like it. I mean what were you doing while he was doing that?

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grumpybastid 1

YDI for calling this a FML.  I'm going to do this to my girl tonight. Woo!

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Redsox68 0

plus you should have started playing with his penis and named that. you coulda put a play on. ;)

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sourgirl101 28

Don't alot of men already have names for their penises? Hulk, Vader, Pinky and the Brain etc...

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boredomowns 0

yeah I always found it weird how a guy can go from crazy sex to 6 year old in a matter of seconds... I think their cum holds all their maturity

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iheartchocolate1 0

I moderated this (: thought that it really must not have felt great... FYL.

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