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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Not what you think

By WhataStrangeTripThisIs - 03/06/2021 11:01

Today, I got an unexpected call from my ex who I'd had been missing. He repeatedly called me a whore for having multiple hotel rooms in the last couple of weeks. I had them because I got a promotion at work and have been working out of town frequently. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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KaraShinee 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:09

how ungrateful

Bobissmall 13

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:12

So you spit in her food next time. Or maybe put some "white substance" on the plate, who knows where it could have come from, you are a ***** after all...

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omghellokitty90 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:13

wonder what she heard comming from your room that night...

eatlesschipmunks 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:52

Spike the hoe's food

davek 36

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:39

Laxative in her food. Or ipecac.

RLJJ 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:47

I thought of poison, but it's true that laxative is also a very good idea. And it's legal...

ains 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:08

How rude! I would confront her on this and let her know that since you are such a "*****" you will be way too busy to cook for her ever again. And what a potty mouth for a grandma!!

smashgrab 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:26

I agree with everyone who says stop cooking for the ungrateful bitch! When she asks you where her food is, just tell her you don't cook for people that call you a *****. Explain to your husband the situation, let him know that you won't take that kind of abuse and still be her little servant.

Hotwheels23 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 0:14

kill her break her hip

Northerntowngirl 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:08

actually older ppl with hip replacements do take months to move around and that is if they survive the rate of death in elderly hip replacements is high! I should know I'm a nurse on a surgical ward!

I_Love_FML12345 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:54

Wow thats rude. I'd probably make food sit down next to her n eat while watchign TV or something in ehr room if she has it. Then when she asks weres my food? be like. Well if u can insult me after helping u i think u have the guts to go on ur hip n make ur own food :)!