By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States

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Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
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DontTouchMe1548 0

KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

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ChristyCarnegie 0

Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

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wert1996 0

I Feel A Divorce coming On

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smydiwannafthata 5

He has to do what he has to do to his boss to bring food on the table. Stop bitching about it.

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zdani 10

You should defiantly upload the pictures the 'boss' sent onto the internet and get it spammed everywhere, craigslist just everything. That way you publicly destroy her. I think it's a good idea haha

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Can't take everything you can from them if there's a prenup!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

212: Sure you can, Steff-- the prenup just limits the "can" part quite a bit. ;)

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en1gma_l337 0

Very nice little profile lol. i 100% agree.

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Furley 4

Women are selfish self-centered vain unrespecting creatures. For every one that gets cheated on, I smile.... since they do this kind of thing way more often than men. Don't expect any sympathy from me for only thinking about yourself and not taking care of your husbands sexual needs. YDI.

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Maddoctor 10

Obvious troll is obvious.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

#82 - It is not always about "not meeting his needs." You act like wives aren't allowed to have needs. Like the need to be STD free by having a husband who keeps it in his pants except for his wife. Back to "his needs." 1) He could have asked if OP wanted to play bondage games. Maybe he never asked. 2) Even if OP doesn't want to play bondage games that is not a reason to cheat. Get over the need or leave clean with a divorce. Cheating just leads to all kinds of hurt not to mention exposing the wife to a myriad of STD's. (You surely don't imagine the bondage bimbo is exclusive in their affections. They are having sex with a man they KNOW is married and at the same time is sexually exploiting an employee.) Remember: Love, honor and obey means I only wear a dog collar if/when I want to. Not because you think I'm a bitch.

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Maddoctor 10

Lol sounds about right iicaptain. I've always wondered what drives some men to be so bitter towards the women in this world. A high rejection rate might do the trick.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Can we get a twofer and treat EvilDave, too, ii? :}

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Maddoctor 10

I like the way you two think. :D

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bannanaslug 0

Wow that is such a bad FML you really should put some effort into making these believable. Nobody could buy this FML for a second

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lokogirld 0

I totally agree with u 3 fyl I'm sorry 

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