Intimacy: Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning,...

By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By jackie89 - 10/08/2014 19:26 - United Kingdom - Redruth

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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DontTouchMe1548 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:32

KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

ChristyCarnegie 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:37

Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

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MelCricket 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 2:45

OP you could give him the best sex he's ever had and then divorce his ass. He'll be begging you not to go, you'll feel like you have more power and know that he'll be regretting the cheating for the rest of his life.

judgehartin 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 2:56

4 your an idiot

pamthe6 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 3:07

woah woah woah , how do we know the boss is a woman ?

horizon886 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 3:53

Maybe boss was texting her own significant other and accidentally sent it to employees in the contact list...or your husband sucks

TheComputerGuy96 16

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:02

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doggone456 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:39

divorce time....that sux super bad op...

Camaroman 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:52

That's how you get a raise

imhowie 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:52

I wouldn't call getting 3 picture messages "buzzing like crazy." OP is just nosey and deserves it for that. No wonder he was driven to someone else with a wife who can't keep herself from going into his phone after he got only 3 messages.

usmc1113 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:57

fyi some phones do systematicly keep buzzing at intervals so for all we know it could have been buzzing all morning.

RachieP 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 5:10

She deserves it for not satisfying her husband? Clearly, you're a single boy living in his parent's basement. I'll wager she doesn't even know what great sex is because of him. Ditch him, get alimony, child support, and a break from stupid bs!