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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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teague95 16

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

hopefully you did it for yourself and not him

lolza 0

Monday 16 January 2012 18:59

What a horrible person!

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vindicated21 12

Monday 16 January 2012 19:54

New boyfriend time

EduJav321 24

Monday 16 January 2012 19:58

Tell him his dick is the only mosquito bite in the room

cherry26272627 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:13

Is that a tic tac in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

xstream 5

Monday 16 January 2012 19:59

well he is right, if you lost so much weight that your boobs began getting smaller by more than just a little you obviously lost to much weight

falon142012 22

Monday 16 January 2012 22:30

actually, the first place you lose weight is in your boobs.

xstream 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:06

well it's not like your going from a D to an A cup

chels1994 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:10

Boobs are just sacks of fat so its actually common that they are the first place to shrink

nonamericandolla 6

Monday 16 January 2012 20:01

Real men like girls for who are! Just for pointing that out he's ass

Sidel 11

Monday 16 January 2012 20:28

well, since boobs are mostly fat, of you burn fat, your boobs will get smaller. btw, congrats on reaching your weight goal :D far from everyone does that. and as long as your boobs are bigger than his, it's fine.

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 16 January 2012 20:29

That is so typical! I would love to have small boobies! Back hurts, shoulders have strap marks! Bras are hard to fit. Shirts tend to be miss sized. It's also bad for your health to be big!

natewilson 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:43

Lose weight...

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:24

You might think its easy to lose weight. You have no idea what some of the challenges are! For me it's vertigo. When it's really bad projectile vomiting! Can't stand, sit, or move my head in any direction! Can't drive! What causes it??? Motion! I can't go on a plane, sit at the back of any vehicle, go on carnival rides. I currently, am going to try the chiropractor because I ******* hate being chubby, and if he cant help me, I'm ******! So don't tell me to lose weight! I know what needs to be done. I just hope the hell it'll work! So I can live a healthy life. Ps I just had a major operation in November. historectamy 6 weeks recovery time! So don't judge me I've already lost 7 lbs and go to the gym 3 days a week! Boy some people!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:15

A pound a week? That's fairly normal. Well done!! It seems you're going about things the right way instead of starving yourself thin. People are so judgmental sometimes. Always jumping to conclusions.