By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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JBlessed 0

Stop hitting up girls on Facebook, be a man and get one by talking to her in real life!

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jdmur 6

That's a no no man. People find that creepy

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GypsyRover 0

I'm 32. My 76yo step dad says I have lived the life of 3 people. I say good for you! Let them know how you feel. If you don't then they will never know your heart. Some say **** off,and some will use you. But in the end you will know what love is,and how to accept it. Remember,love is a third person. It may choose you,or her,or both of you,eater way,it can leave way easer then it came for eater one of you. When you can introduce yourself to it,shake hands with it,and walk away a better person,then you will know what love is. You will also have learned to be thankful when it stays. Keep your chin up!

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Silent_Thrill 17

#18, that was just.... beautiful. I wish I could have the same outlook on love as you. In my life there's been heartache and pain. I don't know if I can face it again. I can't stop now, I've traveled so far. To change this lonely life.... I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME! ... okay, enough of that.

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Fisheyedfool7 2

18 - I would like you to explain to my girlfriend that love is a third person. I've always wanted a threesome! 55 - Awesome reply man. Now I'll have that damn song stuck in my head all day lol

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jibz 6

Although you have an interesting outlook on what love is, and I enjoyed reading about it... it still bugged the everliving shit out of me that you didn't put spaces after your commas.

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crimsonlover4 31

:) Beautiful, but it's "either," not "eater."

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AholeCop 11

It's safe to assume the second person is the friend, and you should continue full steam ahead.

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slim265 5

It is never safe to assume when you do that you make an ass out of your self and the other person

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Ja777 9

When you assume you make an ass out of u and me! Get it right :)

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rebelliousshroom 12

Haha, the worst/best part is, OP would probably believe that if we all said so...

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SeleneB 1

Why would you do something like that over Facebook. Im just imagining you two saying lovey things to each other and then meeting in person after that, kinda awkward.

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wildsweetchild 19

Sorry op..even though there was no need for her to be so rude to you since you were convinced it was her, not her friend...but...you kind of brought it up on yourself. You never know who you may be talking to on facebook, unless it's video chatting. Next time be a real man..most girls like when you're being straight up with them face to face, not through social networks, etc. Hopefully, you learned your lesson. Good luck!

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SkoomaKi 27

Why not say that to her face rather than over a screen? At least then it shows you have balls. I like balls (Team America)

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usmcbjj 1

Thats why you should take this supplement call "man the F*** up" and asked her in person.

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perdix 29

How do you know she's beautiful? If her friend writes for her at least part of the time, who's to say the photos you see aren't one of her friends or stock photos of models? Even on FML, we had girls try to have us believe they were Jessiqa Pace and Siobahn Parekh, until they got busted by people using TinEye.

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greenie213 23

Man, I bet half the girls' profile pics on this site aren't pictures them.

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roxyartist 8

Don't do things like that on Facebook...Pour your heart out to the person...

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