By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

A hole in the top of your mouth... don't suck so hard next time...

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YunqFlyMa21o 0

you "learnt" ? wow . correct qrammar is "learned" but w.ee

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Nometet 0

And the correct spelling of "grammar" is with a "g". Not to mention that "learnt" is the British version of the same word, and is grammatically correct.

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mumbles05 0

why are proper spelling and grammar a requirement to be thought knowledgable? not everyone wasted their time in college getting an english degree; some of us studied more serious topics. I have my masters from berkeley in chemical engineering and still suck balls at spelling and grammar.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Let's put it this way mumbles, if you're struggling to spell "you" and have to put "u" instead, then I'm fairly certain that you'd be a hazard in a chemical engineering lab. Understand the idea now?

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_WTF_BOOM_ 0

What ever is the "correct grammar" not w.ee. :D

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monnanon 13

Yeah because people who substitute U for You cannot spell anything at all. You do know that most people use stuff like that as a time saver.

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xundria 5

@75: how much time are you saving by typing two less letters, if it's a lot then you must be a slow typer. I'd say you're saving I don't know, a whole second of your life instead of typing out you? if you're that concerned about every second of your life then quit wasting your time on FML and go do something more productive.

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xundria 5

@17: If you're going to point out peoples grammar, learn that q and g are infact different. Also, "w.ee" is not in any way shape or form correct "qrammar" as you would put it. Try again though.

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immafiremylaser 0

Qrammar Nazi doesn't know how to spell "grammar"

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MilkyFilmz 26

That's spelling.

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BMP 0

could be the start of that zombie pandemic

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11wanda11 6

that is totaly gross! if it's true. and by the way why dose everyone carry on about grammar, give it a break!

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AbOvE_88 0

u should poke it out :)

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Ducati45 0

you ungrateful bitch! that "dead person" was an organ donor who thought about someone else. They were probably alive but brain dead when it was taken too. The infection would have come from surgery complications.

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your_face 15

Thank you! It's like someone saying, "Today I had an organ failure, they had to replace one of my vital organs with that of a dead person, EWW!! FML"

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mashpitt 1

so not only do u accuse someone u dont even no of being a bitch (a bit hypocritical in this situation) but u also say they are ungrateful? lets overlook the dead part and the fact that someone is sewn into another person AND infected how about someone shoves their finger in ur mouth. even just that wuld undoubtedly disgust u. so before u start going about on ur self righteous quest take a minute to get ur head out of ur ass and put urself jn someone elses shoes.

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ringmybell_fml 0

*vomits in my mouth a little*

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_WTF_BOOM_ 0

Vomits in your mouth a little. ;)

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shredshred 0

we do one thang n one thang only, killin' nazis.

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onnielief 4

that is just rude! you digust me doing the hitler thing and then laughing! you are dispicable

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Hanban 0

But that site has **** ads. Yum yum.

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blackirish44 0

Don't fall asleep! You'll wake up a zombie!

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