By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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DocBastard 38

Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.

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every1luvsboners 11

You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!

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talldude4u 3

Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.

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Poser1337 5

Yes, it IS Doc. Will everyone chill now?

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keitorinm 0

HA! that was my first word xD

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perdix 29

Well, when you get the "Where do babies come from?" question, you won't have to teach her any new vocabulary. That's a plus.

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DocBastard 38

She hasn't asked yet. I dread that day. Actually, no I don't - "Go ask your mother."

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zombiechrist 2

I can't believe how many ahole and ignorant comments your post received right out of the gate, F your life for that alone

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MrIncredibleSME 3

YDI- Watch your mouth around children no matter what.

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KyuuketsukiApple 30

You try breaking a toe without expressing your pain. It's easier said than done.

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omarzrgz 3

Who the hell is Doc? Why is he so "cool"??

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lizmariefoster 2

That's awesome!!!

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