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By metallifreak44 - 14/11/2011 13:37 - Canada

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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Meixpr 12

Monday 14 November 2011 18:48

How unfortunate. That, and a tad bit ironic. Perhaps he gave the book a good use after all.

Badab1ng 5

Monday 14 November 2011 18:50

Shoulda given him the book "how to make sweet passionate love to a woman".

Comments

heathz 9

Monday 14 November 2011 18:57

that's not terrifying at all....

perdix 29

Monday 14 November 2011 18:59

Next time, try giving him some Serenity Machetes.

florido_fml 10

Monday 14 November 2011 19:06

Even books hurt people

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 14 November 2011 21:56

Books don't hurt people, people with books hurt people.

Duladian 19

Monday 14 November 2011 23:31

With this logic, spoons make people fat. Also look at guns, they don't kill people. The person pulling the trigger does. Sorry for the OT there.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:51

Nah, blame physics.

scottm1 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:06

If it took you 45 minutes to fail I think you're in the wrong line of work. Really 45 minutes???!!!!!

DjeePee 24

Monday 14 November 2011 19:11

Maybe you should read something about autism. Maybe then you would understand why it can take so long.

auriane_fml 19

Monday 14 November 2011 19:56

I would love to see you calm down an autistic child in 45 minutes. I have worked with autistic children that could be upset all day. It depends on the child and the situation. It could also take longer if the child doesn't know you.

turdtickler6 3

Monday 14 November 2011 20:13

Yea 25 you are an idiot it would probably take you 10 times longer to even calm down an autistic child

Daralea 21

Monday 14 November 2011 20:56

Same here. The dad was being helpful and told me to let the kid be and keep him away from the other kids till he calms down, if he doesn't want to do something he's not going to do it and nothing is going to change that but time.

icic6772 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:06

Maybe you should've read the book.

slim_lady 12

Monday 14 November 2011 19:10

next time give him the book "things i SHOULDN'T do when im mad - No. 1 being: Do not hit the person who gave you this book.

namhowell 6

Monday 14 November 2011 19:15

So did that calm him down?

1JDub 6

Monday 14 November 2011 19:17

Write the publisher and ask them to add "Beat dumb support worker with book"to The Things I Can Do When Im Mad....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 14 November 2011 19:18

When you're dealing with someone that doesn't think the same way you do, you should try to appeal to the basic human traits we all share. I would have suggested simply making him a sammich.

sneakymcpothead 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:25

Ydi for giving him the book in the first place he was using it cause he Was mad sorry op but maybe next time don't give an angry autistic child a book with the title " things I can do when I'm mad "