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By metallifreak44 - 14/11/2011 13:37 - Canada

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 20:06

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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Meixpr 12

Monday 14 November 2011 18:48

How unfortunate. That, and a tad bit ironic. Perhaps he gave the book a good use after all.

Badab1ng 5

Monday 14 November 2011 18:50

Shoulda given him the book "how to make sweet passionate love to a woman".

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RomanBeauty 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:22

Oh come on, beating you with a book with that title is a LITTLE funny.

ferniferous 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:29

I know how you feel. I'm a percussionist in my high school's concert band, and one of our freshmen percs is a bit violently autistic. To quote him: "Tell Venna I love her or I'll break your arm!". He's definitely not stronger than me, but his constant swearing and hitting me with mallets(up until our band director suspended him for a couple days) led me to believe he definitely would've tried to do it. It just requires a lot of patience. I found that ignoring the kid makes him apologize.

dansco 24

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:55

Painful irony lol

KlazcLadyJ 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:51

Aw Hell...that's Frickin Hilarious=}

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:22

I'm sorry for your pain, but that is the funniest irony I've ever heard about. It'll make a helluva story to laugh over once your bruises heal.

bobamber89 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:22

Don't be a douchey ass hat about it. Rule #1 You can't reason with autism. Rule #2 Offer choices and positive reinforcement. I work with class rooms with multiple children with autism. Suck it up, it isn't that hard.

blyarnold 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:50

Karma gets you. You deserve it for giving that book thats why your life sucks.

kovash96 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:23

my 5 year old nephew has autism and he is the best little guy ever. he is so loving and kind, he gets upset at times but never mad. i love him to death. respect the disabled.

mattieberry 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:43

Thats life. Btw, its a "kid with autism".

mollyjynxjax 28

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:59

No, it's "autistic kid." I'm autistic, my brother is autistic, and I have autistic friends. "Autistic kid" is perfectly acceptable.

zappers123 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:56

If he gets violent then just act like his mother and punish him. It's all he needs. Act like your trying to befriend him instead of just calming him down

Canyousee 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:12

And you have no clue about what autism is. My son is autistic and sorry he would have tossed the book. Not at someone's head ( I hope) but out a door at least. He is getting better though. Only one or two fits at school this year and they weren't even that big.