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By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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Top comments

enamis 3

Monday 27 May 2013 12:07

Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!

TheCamoWulf 17

Monday 27 May 2013 12:06

You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.

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speshlk37 13

Monday 27 May 2013 12:37

Don't mind the sniffing serial killer under your bed...

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 27 May 2013 12:38

That's unfortunate, now you have to burn your house down.

fatheadedsnail 15

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:02

I agree with this as the most effective solution.

thatnucca 36

Monday 27 May 2013 12:43

Opened ended mysteries huh... Yeah, I hate them too...

doodlecloud 26

Monday 27 May 2013 12:46

It's very hard to feel a 'sniff'. Did you hear actual sniffing noises? Most likely, you felt a small, cold sensation, very briefly, but perhaps a few times, on your hand. In all honesty, it could just be your body/mind messing with you, especially if your hand had been hanging off the edge for some time. But hey, good luck if it is a random cat or something.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 27 May 2013 22:22

Eh, I've always thought it was a pretty indistinct feeling, from a smaller animal anyway, which is why it struck me as oddly specific thing to say (and yes, I know what it feels like - my family has three cats). Guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Seems like most people agree with you though.

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 25 May 2014 7:01

Wait... what..? Those two comments confused the hell out of me..

Tez122 6

Monday 27 May 2013 12:48

now you do best if you feed and pet it

tooniceforgirls 6

Monday 27 May 2013 13:03

Yeah ... Get the Exterminator ... you likely have some rodents in your appartment. Rats are very curious, so they could have sniffed your finger in search for edible things.

laughmaster 9

Monday 27 May 2013 13:22

I'd invest in a few rat traps if I were you

finch01 18

Monday 27 May 2013 13:22

you do now

perdix 29

Monday 27 May 2013 13:47

You have a very strange roommate!

bubble_burst 16

Monday 27 May 2013 13:49

you sure you weren't dreaming?

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