Creepy, Creepypasta and Animals: Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from... - FML

By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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enamis 3

Monday 27 May 2013 12:07

Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!

TheCamoWulf 17

Monday 27 May 2013 12:06

You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.

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Avatar_Kirra 14

Monday 27 May 2013 20:38

I'd suggest calling Sam and Dean...

eternalibra 14

Tuesday 28 May 2013 9:14

I love Supernatural!!!! Awesome show. They could definitely get to the bottom of this bizarre incident.

mattyb0i 1

Monday 27 May 2013 21:06

Ah, that was me, bad fetish, sorry

zfchatroulette 24

Monday 27 May 2013 21:12

I've read this story before, let me guess, you found your parents hanging by their own intestines in the bathroom and a creepy message on the wall in their blood?

onorexveritas 23

Monday 27 May 2013 21:20

call the ghost busters.... or the pest control.

hurley12 30

Monday 27 May 2013 21:23

That why you always keeps all feet and hands on the bed.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 May 2013 22:29

Paranormal Activity! Just hope it's your imagination...

WelcomeToAndale 13

Monday 27 May 2013 22:36

Humans can lick too.

picturescrazy 24

Monday 27 May 2013 22:49

This is precisely the reason why I make sure all my limbs are securely on my bed & not dangling off :(

alluringtatas 7

Monday 27 May 2013 22:49

And deeen....?

LynniJean 4

Monday 27 May 2013 22:53

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