Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said...

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

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Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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SpunkT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

collegegirl8 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:55

YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

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CherishFlowers 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:47

Wow, you're conceited. You obviously think every man in the world desperately wants to get in your pants.

Envy_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:43

#17. ... I hope you're not implying that birth control can prevent AIDS.

shiie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:45

The real world - shooting stuck-up bitches down with pride since the Big Bang.™

gr8sexpectations 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:03

YDI. I hope you get AIDS now.

sunrises_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:00

Agreed with #2. There's been countless FMLs because girls think they're getting hit on so they tell the person to "**** off" when it turns out they were just trying to be helpful... conceited bitches haha.

gr8sexpectations 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:03

YDI. I hope you get AIDS now.

wholeon 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:11

I have no idea how that wording sounded anything like they were hitting on you. WTF?

aligregs 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:15

I agree with #2. I have no idea how you thought that was a come-on. I've heard nasty things said to me while just walking to school! And no matter how vulgar the comment-I ignore it. Way to look like an ass.

gr8sexpectations 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:02

YDI. I hope you get AIDS now

MizzHollywood 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:16

You didn't look to see who they were or something? Don't just assume they're hitting on you and think that they are weird and say screw you look who they are. It could have been somebody you know and you just made a fool of yourself.