By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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allysonnn 0

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS FAKE, this is so nasty! D:

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the_stereotype 0

haha, i know right! i always hope the harsh FMLs are fake, but they're so much better to read. because ugh...that's just disgusting, OP. but...how would you not see a spider in front of your face? anyway, am i the only one who suddenly just got a little more paranoid?

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pecacelovecheer 0

thats disgusting

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vaykay_fml 0

that'll teach you to cover your mouth when you yawn

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shamille 5

yup, that's the circle of life, right there. food chain, etc.

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plexico 3

Look out for the yawning shark behind you! It just doesn't pay to be in the middle of the food chain.

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eggit555 0

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. there was an old lady who swallowed a spider to eat the fly. perhaps she'll die

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allmidnighteyes 10

Did it wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside her?

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shamille 5

that song/story has always creeped the hell out of me. dementia and eating disorders aren't fun! she swallowed a horse and died--of course!

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