By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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TheyCallMeDamien 17

She's definitely going to sue you/your insurance company. Odds are the faker does this for a living.

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perdix 29

You should run out and sue her first for patent infringement. Those cases are 10-100x more expensive than personal injury ones. If the bitch be crazy, your crazy suit would make sense to her, and she'd accept dropping both suits simultaneously. You can't deal sanely with crazy people, you have to out-crazy them.

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kiraleann 16

I hate people that do that. I mean, it's understandable to get pissed off if you're one of those douchenozzles that feels the need to have your front bumper as far up the ass of the car ahead of you as possible, but if it wasn't like that and it was an honest mistake or even possibly caused by the car in front there's no need to react like that.

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Mahendra1 9

Why is everyone taking the OP's side on this? All we know for sure about the situation is that the OP was at fault in causing an accident. Everythng beyond that is bias on his part, and with a name like "youfuckingslut" (presumably referring to a woman he knows nothing about other than that he hit her with his car), I'm sensing he's not the most rational or even-handed of people when it comes to considering things objectively...

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BubbleGrunge 18

I'm thinking OP is venting to the FML community with his user name. My personal favorite is "***** bag," apparently yours is "not rational" and "even-handed." Personally, I like ***** bag and ******* **** more. Has a better ring to it!

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maddygirl820 10

People like that are just annoying. Sorry OP.

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StanSmith2013 26

Sue her for psychiatric stress or something :)

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gregkingsley 4

That's America why work when u can take hand outs, live on welfare and sue people for just about anything

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tsent8 15

Call the amberlamps I got a cramp oh lord I ain't gonna make it momma! I can see the light! Granny is that you I missed you so much! Oh this cramp is killing me I might expire from pure pain alone!

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