Animals: Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor...

By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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yeti09 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:48

why???

acranine11 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:48

Better than getting pregnant

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tash14 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:28

Ew. You can miss one without much concern so you could have just tossed it. But I guess I can understand being paranoid about it.. just don't stress it next time, lol.

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:34

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hey2121 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:38

Don't have sex and u won't need it

YDIlover 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:37

The pill isn't just to stop pregnancy moron!

lmfaointhebutt 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:43

proven fact: dog's mouths are cleaner then human mouths (even if they are smellier), so this isn't really an FML at all.

NewLight8421 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:44

first off condoms dont always work and arnt 100% safe second off, it might not have been for sex... BC does other things ya know im not saying FYL or YDI im staying neutral

doof_fisch 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:51

Well, I guess it was a decision between being a litter bug or bugged by a litter.

Skott_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:53

I'm not gonna argue over whether the OP really had to take the pill (frankly, I have no experience in that area), but I think that she definitely did the right thing by making the dog spit up the pill. God knows what birth control does to dogs, anyway.