By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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FFML_314 11

OP YDI for smoking

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keekah 0

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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Baker_FoCo 0

260 read my mind. I smoke, and I enjoy it a lot. I know I may die younger, but to tell you the truth, who the hell wants to live past 70? Becoming dependant on love ones and being a shadow of your former self would be depressing. Also, being unable to get up in bed(both literally and sexually) would be terrible. The only thing I would look forward to is going senile, and not giving a **** what anybody thinks. Being a smoker though, I've already had tons of practice...

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icuponme 0

304: Nice finally someone who doesnt argue with me, jeez!!!! i also agree on the senile bit, but yeah, if these people want to live up to a undred almost in comma and vegetable state, what can we do to save them? we´re saving ourselves, GOD SAVE THE SMOKERS!!!

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illmatic2 16

Are you seriously saying that you are saving yourself by smoking? Or did I just read that wrong?

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wiredream 0

YDI so much for smoking quit now and save yourself while you still can :0

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purplerokks876 0

in every fml at least one of the comments have "in soviet Russia" WTF!!!

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imhowie 2

For 270, it seems that not just pot makes you dumb. It isn't "filosofical". It's "philosophical". Maybe just choosing to be a smoker is linked with people who are innately dumb. Just a thought.

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icuponme 0

well 309, just a thought here, i wrote filosofical cuz im mexican and thats how its spelled in spanish, and well, yes, i dominate both english and spanish and italian so dont go testing my inteligence cuz i am very certain that you dont even know how to speak english properly, much less any other worldly language, so check before writing stupid comments.

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Freeze_fml 16

It's hard to take you seriously when you misspell "intelligence."

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Pleasure_Pirate 0

It's hard to believe you have a life when you're such a grammar Nazi.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

As much as Freeze and I take jabs at each other, he has a point and I have to agree with him. It's kind of hard to take a person seriously when they spell the word "intelligence" wrong.. As for #326, what's wrong with having good grammar? I'd rather be accused of being a "grammar nazi" than a druggie any day.

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MonsterSports 0

Another Reason not 2 smoke causes external and internal pain

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loski87 4

you shouldn't have been smoking

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glider23 0

Since THAT goes with the FML?

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nixonskatel 0

who the **** cares if the OP smokes. your a bunch of little bitches. I don't smoke but I'm not gonna be a **** to someone if they wanna. damn

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