By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

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Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Its not about the size of the boat, rather the motion in the ocean.

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KeXu 6

Don't worry you'll always be bigger than me

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Anita2013 7

Have her use a ***** and you just pound her ass if your that small Hun..... Been there done that.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

That is so crappy of her

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earlw 6

Stick it in her a$$ and see how she complains about size.

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Markuskacz 4

Good man, waiting until marriage, but I honestly feel sorry for you.

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StarJack 9

Tell your wife you're disgusted by how her ****** is a giant gaping cave and see how she feels.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Sounds like a keeper! *sarkasm off*

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Crush96 7

you sure it was optional to wait that long?

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curlstar 6

I hope you're not taking it in hopes it'll help you in the size department. Viagra is for ED and doesn't claim to enlarge anything beyond the typical growth caused by increased blood flow (yeah, a boner). OP didn't say anything to imply erectile dysfunction. Pay attention!

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