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By SimpleSwimmer - 04/10/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
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You deserved it 3 277
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1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

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seximexi911 10

Hey, they had to give you some kind of excuse.

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holeyman 8

I'm with ten. They probably noticed track marks on you arm or something

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mandel2000 0

was that a joke or are you just strange..?

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mikeeg 0

Or she just sucked at washing dishes...

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MegaTroller_fml 5

#101 - I love it how you assume OP is a woman.

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somewizdom 15

You should apply at McDonalds and work your way to the top.

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BronyVasNormandy 12

I sold my soul to McDonald's, and they rejected me. With the economy the way it is, there's always someone older and more experienced looking to supplement their income, and a job normally reserved for inexperienced people, is given to someone who can do it better. As if that's not bad enough, Wal-Mart rejected me as well. Tough times, man. Tough times.

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RebekahBrooke 9

Experience? Wow. That's lame.

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guckylynn 19

Well you're an epic fail.

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guckylynn 19

That was to 22 don't know why it moved.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

This is a forum. He can post (mostly) what he wants. Quit being a PMSing bitch over something intelligent instead of "fursttt derp" or "thats a shitty situation", or the classic, " ur an idiot".

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Jennyboo5797 4

Why are there 3 #22's?? O.o

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StopDropNRoll 11

Actually now and days most companies big and small want at least 6 month of work experience. So yea tough luck

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Calyx_fml 21

If you're a woman try ****. It's the only career where the less experience you have the more you can charge to do it.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

False. Amateurs don't usually know what the guy, or the audience likes. Actually, someone young and hot with a lot of experience would make the best pornstar. As for guys, you just need a huge penis and stamina for days.

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Enslaved 36

I heard for a guy **** star, it's the rules of 8. An 8 inch penis that can remain erected for 88minutes. There are a few 8s I'm missing.

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bones_17 5

o well being jobless has its perks too lol

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