Love: Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She...

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:25

I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.

BURST 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:21

Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...

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brrrx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:30

YDI for being "in love with" a girl you don't even know.

malcolm1919 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:31

Creep

smileygirl123 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:10

ouch harsh

juliabuliax33 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:12

Ha thats happened to me before in middle school a kid who was like 2 years younger than me kept saying my name every day and saying of course i had no idea who he was and would say hi to be friendly, then one day he asked me out, all i could say was i'm sorry but i don't even know your name.

urbanimpression 6

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:34

how in the world can u be in love with her if she doesnt know ur name? pathetic

iBimmer 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:38

YDI for asking a girl that doesn't give a shit about you out.

arms_akimbo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:58

teenagers.

BreezyPear 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:13

Is anybody else thinking about "I love you Beth Cooper"? LOL

p00p0ster0us 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:44

Well, that FML doesn't really describe much of the circumstances. If you told her your name, well, good start. If she didn't outright reject you, then that's good too. Just ease into it. Women like passionate men only when they're already interested in said passionate man. So keep your passion on simmer while you get to exchange some conversation and time. Also, women like surprises only when they're prepared for surprises. All women like compliments, so make sure you add some of those. Just avoid creepy compliments. And tell her she has beautiful eyes. If they're brown, and she says "they're just ugly brown eyes" then say they're chocolate-hazel and they're beautiful.