Love: Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She...

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:25

I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.

BURST 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:21

Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...

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igraine 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:13

That's very sad, but I think YDI because you shouldn't have asked her out before even knowing her well enough for her to remember your name! But maybe it will work out anyway!

thisisnotagame 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:23

You're an idiot. lol

GatorBites 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:14

Yet another person confusing love with lust

BakaNekoGato 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:03

still isn't love. Americans take love too lightly. sadly there is only one word for love in English. Japanese has two and Latin has like four I think. love is not universal

jdawg777 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:30

Ydi, if you dont know her that well dont ask her out

RNCftw 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:43

you sir are an a-level creep

Hich17 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:20

Thank youuu, "Ten Things I Hate About You".

sfgfan10 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:26

that sucks, but ydi for not getting to know her enough beforehand (either you haven't talked to her that much, or she's a bitch, and you couldn't see that before).