Love: Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She...

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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Xerosnake90 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:25

I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.

BURST 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:21

Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...

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ryalho 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:04

That would help... ... You know, to actually know your name...

Sapphy 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:30

this is hardly an fml. you just expected her to know your name? its not that ******* bad. and i completely agree with #37. you should try to actually get to know the person (or let them know you) before you ask them out.. well you know now at least.. i hope...

tutupr 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:32

ouch...

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:04

There's a girl who's been on my miiiiind All the time Su-sussudio She don't even know my naaaaame But I think she knows me just the same

kellster 2

Monday 13 July 2009 1:06

You're completely in love with a person who doesn't know you well enough to know your name? I'd have to question how well you actually know her. Have you tried establishing an actual friendship with her? That might be step 1 in getting her to like you. And I wonder how genuine your feelings are if you apparently have no manner of relationship at this point.