By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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salvorican 24

Aww she sounds sweet

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Comments

mintcar 9

The fact that your granny carries around a rape whistle is what made this FML. Haha.

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chocolatechocha 8

did u at least say " hey gams it's Johnny...your grandson" or just walk up to her and tried assisting her......

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DudeImBetter 0

I think she just hates you, nothing more nothing less.

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cgchamp89 7

I thought butt plugs were your specialty?

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ryanbeast1124 0

They always go for the nuts

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ChantelRenaeee 0

you can't blame her, old people don't know what going on around them... like chairs.

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limblessorphan 4

hm... I saw another comment by you claming that you hate people who discriminate Do you hate yourself often?

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beastwill64 16

how old is she. she must be very old to barely remember her graddson

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CateXOX 0

She probably didn't think to check the face of the man who she thought was raping her.

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LizzJizz 16

Lol...****** old people. Gotta love em' =')

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