Miscellaneous: Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar...

By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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salvorican 24

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:50

Aww she sounds sweet

iluvhobos 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 15:50

Oh, senility...

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jane_marie 12

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:43

try a different approach in future.

textwork 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:46

yell surprise next time so its not rape!! :P

goshpeople 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:32

People who repeat old, unfunny jokes that have been going around for ages make me wary of leaving the house.

coffeegirl16 0

Friday 1 July 2011 10:06

That would probably get John a hit from his grandma's purse....

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:48

19 his other speciality is greatgrandmas... or should I say great grandmas?

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:48

go grandma

helper420 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 16:57

what did they tell you about approaching people with your rape face on?

nickfrantz 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:07

nice grandma is she a cop? or something?

SupEr_JaY 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:13

how can you not know what your grandma looks like?

blackmanfh 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:58

he did. it was her who didn't realise... clever you.

katieklein 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:09

she sounds like a very nice lady.

mikelovesbubes 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:10

I'm pretty sure my nan would do the same

Omgpwned1234 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:22

Now thats a hell of a story to tell at Christmas.

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