Health: Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced...

By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:43 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML

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By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58

Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

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Brotherly love

By I Hate My Brother - 09/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML

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By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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By Paul Williams - 24/06/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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By metalmeow - 17/06/2019 05:00

Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Friday 1 July 2011 11:59

And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?

JesusFishTaco 5

Friday 1 July 2011 12:35

I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.

Comments

randomdude13 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:35

rugby is the best!

dhearn 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:56

shouldn't have broken your collarbone then

goaliemkl123 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:05

a doctor can't do much more about a broken collarbone than u or I could

REELAX_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:16

that sounds like my lacrosse coach after I broke my leg lol good thing he didn't make me play

adnama22 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:52

doesn't that suck I play it tho I love it I li e gettin hurt I had the same thing well I just didn't get it broken lol gotta love girls rugby

imapyro1996 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:19

your a pussy I broke my collarbone when I was ten and waited two days before my parents found out it was bad enough to go to a hospital for, they just thought it was sprained

jaytee1994 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:42

I know tht pain. I broke my collar bone as well. it hurts like a bitch

cheyanne_m 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:22

man the **** up. a girl on my rugby team waited through an entire game and some and she had a dislocated knee. her leg was at a ******* angle!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:31

The sport is not relevant... tell your coach to go **** himself, then kick him in the pills, then make him wait for hours, to recover, (Kickin that asshole in the pills as much as needed) then walk away telling him his wife is a great lay... he's an asshole... so hand it to him!!!!