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By person - 10/06/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

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You deserved it 9 524

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By Mad - 27/06/2011 01:14 - Australia

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 577

You deserved it 47 280

By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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You deserved it 8 909

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 814

You deserved it 3 547

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML

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You deserved it 119

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 377

You deserved it 4 433

By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 399

By Butter_Cup - 28/12/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

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You deserved it 2 802

thunderbrave 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:17

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:22

And there was absolutely no way you could turn this story to attract girls?

Comments

ashbaby010 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:38

you're an ass. you should have just helped her because it's the right thing to do, not for the money.

lifesloser 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:42

yes its good to help older people for no reward, but if you're told you will get paid for it getting a toy is kind of stupid...

Yulia_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:45

hahaha when I read "she took me to a room," I was starting to get concerned for your sexual safety. She wasn't a horny old lady - that's the bright side :)

F_Y_Comments 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:50

Kids! You ought to have got the warm fuzzy feeling of altruistic content and a bonus race car. You Deserve Worse.

Blahp 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:19

Yeah, definitely, #108.

mattiscool 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:26

woww a race car??? lucky ass. why is this a fml??

master565 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:27

Ur so lucky I usualy get a toy truck

WIDRR 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:28

Wow all the people who think YDI for "not being happy helping the elderly" need to **** off. "You should be happy you helped them in their time of need" I doubt all those saying that spend their free time doing shit for old people just because they're "needy". And plus retirement homes are expensive, she obviously had 10-20 bucks on her to pay the guy. And even if she didnt then she shouldnt have asked him for help. Who cares if she cant do it alone? The world is a cruel place, you cant provide anything then GTFO.

Samabenjamim 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:32

Haha "goodybag"! What a nice old lady.

akfml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:36

you cant really expect her to give you money shes old she might not have enough money to give you. i would help somebody and not expect to get payed for it. YDI