By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 06:41 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
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LunaaBluee 27

If you've begun to call her a 'crazy ******' then maybe you should break up with her now.

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MrSassypants 33

Maybe you shouldn't have told Siri to call you by the name "Sex Machine".

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anthony89_fml 12

I use to cook up them cookies, And I ain't look back my nigga!!

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bdobbs1 12

When u breakup with here .... High hopes for ur relationship :) good luck

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Hasselhoffart 15

I told Siri to name call me "big daddy long john" I wonder how my gf would react.

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Ashwathi 21

Brace yourself. Have a shield and a bullet proof vest in hand before you break the news.

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ladoom 23

You are calling your own girlfriend disrespectful things! Break up with her if you have had enough, but have some respect at least.

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laden_swallow09 34

That only applies to people who are actually respectable.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Respect is something you earn. She did nothing to earn his respect.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

How exactly is being jealous over an electronic voice "innocent"?? She referred to the disembodied voice as a ****... which makes me wonder how she " innocently " reacts to real live women talking to him.

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Vivi99 12

Op you don't need a gun that's just as crazy but if you do break up with her in person do it in a public place with witnesses if she try's to kill you.

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