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By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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You deserved it 15 834

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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You deserved it 591

Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 793

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 225

You deserved it 3 271

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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You deserved it 27 726

By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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You deserved it 2 794

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 766

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By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 26 September 2011 15:58

Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

DocBastard 38

Monday 26 September 2011 16:08

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

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oA_Fiasco 8

Monday 26 September 2011 16:03

now thats sad!

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 26 September 2011 16:05

So you still live with your mom, or your mothers crazy??

Joshoa123 16

Monday 26 September 2011 16:06

Before 11, of course!

DocBastard 38

Monday 26 September 2011 16:08

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

ikickgingers 15

Monday 26 September 2011 16:34

Docbastard; can slam revolving doors

perdix 29

Monday 26 September 2011 18:09

CallerID can stop Mom from bugging you, but not from leaving a million pathetic messages on your voice mailbox. You'll need a little robot to pick up the receiver and hang it up immediately to solve that problem.

holeyman 8

Monday 26 September 2011 19:11

Beautiful name 25

kablooey_01 3

Monday 26 September 2011 16:09

Maybe she was throwing you a suprise party.. you just missed out.

mistersheezy 7

Monday 26 September 2011 16:14

Don't you think it's about time you call her back?

s1d1ouz 2

Monday 26 September 2011 16:17

That's the consequence for not having to pay utility bills when living at momma's house

sweetsammierae 0

Monday 26 September 2011 16:18

Why the hell are you still at home -_-

scottgeo 0

Monday 26 September 2011 16:30

Both you and your mother need to get a life. Your 27...time to show some responsibility and move out on your own.

FarSide 22

Monday 26 September 2011 16:37

Does your mom have a fear of germs by any chance??

starwind3438 9

Monday 26 September 2011 18:47

You fail at FML merging.

AnnaMarieGoodson 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:40

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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You deserved it 17 106

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

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Today, I ordered a Pide with extra chilies. They must have understood, "Put all the chilies you have on my Pide." I now know what hellfire tastes like. FML

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Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

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