By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

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smartass101 0

hahahah, this happened to me when I was hospitalized for a turtle bite, granted it was a 135lbs Macroclemys temmincki (alli snapper) bite. the triage nurses took pictures with their phones.

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jadetothes 0

hey! spoons actually hurt more than forks when you stab your hand! spoon injuries are more common than you have been led to believe...

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fdeg4161 13

Okay, it's never fun for anyone when they might, or might not in this case, have to get stitches, but to be cut by a spoon is just downright hilarious. XP

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israelnotjacob 20

This one is probably fake, but if you're seriously dumb enough to cut yourself with a spoon you deserve it.

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Bloodknight 22

This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

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