By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

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giiiiinge 0

"Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon." YDI.

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sobe23 0

A spoon. Seriously?? How on earth does that even happen!!!

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Witchcraft_fml 4

A spoon? Terrific! Was it a clean scoop? Did you have bits of cereal or oatmeal embedded in your finger? Now, go find out if you can cut your finger on these: [ ] Plastic clothes-hanger [ ] Deodorant cap [ ] Banana peel [ ] Bath towel [ ] Milk

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jazzy1432 0

Definitley cut myself with the first 2 on your list, but not seriously enough to need stitches lol.

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helluva 1

this is silly, but i'm going to try to cut my finger with a spoon too. && someone should tell the emo kids that they can stop using razors now.

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Skull_300 0

What the **** was it, a grapefruit spoon? The doctor's should have clobbered you over the head with a ******* Hammer!

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helluva 1

bahahahaah imagine a robbery.. "I haz teh sp00n. and I iz not afraid to hurt you with diZ.."

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