Love: Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was...

By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 574

You deserved it 8 498

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 372

You deserved it 9 761

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 609

You deserved it 71 882

By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 032

You deserved it 7 737

Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131

You deserved it 1 982

By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 398

You deserved it 2 454

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 686

You deserved it 3 708

By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 315 309

You deserved it 173 973

Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 384

You deserved it 162

By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 087

You deserved it 358

Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 711

You deserved it 3 494

CryingHowls 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:01

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

L0veh8te 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:02

Pyscho Bitch

Comments

cjgiffor 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:07

she is crazy... run!

aja175 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:15

Yea, /agree. Run while you can. Name tats are ok if they're your kids, but a name tat of a boyfriend? she is nuts.

jonnymohio 2

Monday 27 July 2009 16:18

You were right to want to dump her. Don't let the tat stop you, but be careful, you might find your car windows shattered, your favorite pet boiled, etc. I say dump her, then leave town for a while.

aback 4

Monday 27 July 2009 16:21

Dump her quick before she gets pregnant and you're *really* ******.

Slackness 10

Monday 27 July 2009 16:22

Hmmm, why do i have a feeling you will be hearing her say "I'm your number one fan" very soon?

XScarlet 4

Monday 27 July 2009 16:25

Yikes. Now that is creepy. Don't stay with her if you don't want to... I suggest as a consolation get her a gift certificate for one of those tattoo laser removal centers. Maybe it's easier to remove while it's still fresh? LOL.

cabernet 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:35

Bahahaha...sucks for you.

tipsy337 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:37

Don't make the break up to harsh. She already sounds like a crazy bitch. Next thing you know, the bitch s gunna key your car and do everything to make you life suck.