By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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CryingHowls 0

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

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JrWriter 2

DANG, FHL for getting that tattoo :P

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LadyAlathia 0

Wow. I'd say let her down gently, and hand her a brochure to a good psychiatric counselor as a consolation prize. Then move. I'm seeing scenes from "Misery" in my head, and it doesn't look pretty.

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Insert_Wit_Here 0

Of course it doesn't look pretty, it starred Kathy Bates. ZOOM!

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darkmis1 17

Damn that sux! Let her Down REALLY easily now.

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jefXD 0

just say " it's not me, it's you "

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9az00 0

I reckon you should.

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JillianDramatic 1

I think your lying. That's straight off of 90210

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divineinstrument 2

That's a shit show. I know you aren't actually the poster of the FML, but if anything FML-worthy happens to you, YDI for watching 90210

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Einstein714 0

I "reckon" you should go ahead and break up

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