By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 944
You deserved it 31 235

Same thing different taste

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stealthkitten 3

haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)

Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying

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fmltiligothigh 0

well at least you wont need to do your eye make up on Halloween :)

XxAngel77xX 0

I didn't know that the day of the week that Halloween is on changed for different people! That last sentence was unnecessary and sounded extremely stupid. WE KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS ON SUNDAY. A suitable replacement would be to state how many days are left; we don't know that, it wasn't written toda

ohthebloodygore 16

125, you're an idiot. I think the sentence was meant to enforce the fact that OP is screwed. OP probably thinks there is no solution and will have to stay that way until Sunday.

This is why you practice puting on your makeup on Saturday

Damn son. Just wear glasses or sumthin for the time being

You should ask a girlfriend of your for makeup remover. it will work.

Hopersz 0

Lol dude wtf. You planning on going as Boy George? Lol looks like someone gets to be feminine for a few days :-]:-]. Anywho use lotion and if not that then your screwed

oh, so you're the creeper on the subay. jkjk lol!!!!