I think this is mostly your fault. A) because you should have seen if the make-up was waterproof or not(and I know that even if make-up is washable it can still leave behind a little color). and B) you could have gone online to a make-up website and upload a picture of yourself and then give yourself a virtual make-over. Online make-up websites are great if you want to experiment with make-up, without having to go through all the hassle of wasting expensive make-up. But, since you are a guy, this makes talking about experimenting with make-up all the more funnier. P.S. This has nothing to do with this FML, but don't you think that when your writing your FML, there shouldn't be a word limit? I mean, they can't limit how long your FML moment is, right?

so I take it you wanted to come out of the closet?

YDI for celebrating a Pagan holiday.

LOL

gay.

mimi bobeck

Vaseline or mineral oil does the trick

pretend you're doing an eddie izzard impression

try to convince people you're going emo, then tell them it's all a joke after it comes off.

use eye make up remover???