By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
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Charlesdenfreude 0

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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ammali 0

#3 that's what I was going to say...

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Kirbstomps101 0

YDI for being an idiot. Hopefully you wreck your car into a tree next time.

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ogloc 0

So you're eating, while smoking, while driving. Sounds pretty safety-conscious to me.

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nuga 0

Cigarettes also don't taste good when you're a non-smoker who has to have them in the form of second hand smoke from the asshole smoker sitting next to you. Smokers are disgusting and inconsiderate.

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Amphysvena 11

then ******* move.

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YourImaginaryFri 0

correct me if I'm wrong but are you saying smokers are suicidal *****? it's only suicide if you eat one whole cigaret because then you'd die in 8-12 hours.. and why the "lol" lol means laugh out loud. I'm pretty sure people only laugh at things that are funny. that for instance wasn't.

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NaPoLeoN_fml 0

You drive, smoke, and eat at the same time and you're worried about accidentally biting a cigarette? Consider yourself lucky. =

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deabruzo 0

YDI for smoking. disgusting habit. disgusting person

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dean120028 0

haha thats pretty and i just realized that everyone on fmylife don't eat french fries, and don't like smoking wow.

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YourImaginaryFri 0

agreed. :P people need relax and quit getting worked up on lives that aren't theirs

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classynotclassic 0

Pretty much has happened to me before...Smoking while driving, i get a cigg passed to me and the guy who gives it to me passes it backwards...hence i burn the shit out of my lip

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